You dream of becoming a smarty; you're nobody's fool; you remind your friends of that movie, "Dumb & Dumber!"
Is your nickname "Dumb Dumb?" You might be slow but you're incredibly patient? You're not very good with words but you can think on your feet. C'mon, you're nobody's fool. Dr. Genius has a brain like Albert Einstein's and only he can put you out of this misery. On top of that you'll discover your purpose in life and start to do good things for the entire human race. So, what are you waiting for, smart ass?